bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

jesuswasok:

dean-has-a-wing-kink:

hashtagbeingfabulous:

Today I went to the shops and the guy that served me had CROATOAN written on his wrist

So I said. “I like your shoelaces.” 

And he looked me dead in the eye and says. 

"Thankyou. I got them from the president."

Then we both laughed and I showed him the CROATOAN written on my wrist. 

The he laughs and says. 

"You know. You’re cute. I’ll share my toilet paper with you."

— Best day of my life. 

Date him

what a pointless lie to tell

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me

Hail hydra.

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

image

megakricketune:

Guess who this is…

Thats me as a fucking kid… . I look so fucking dif.

megakricketune:

Guess who this is…

Thats me as a fucking kid… .
I look so fucking dif.

Guess who this is…

Guess who this is…

wolfosbane:

I hope everyone’s day is going well. ☺

wolfosbane:

I hope everyone’s day is going well. ☺

countryboystuckinjersey:

the U.S is the ONLY developed country in the world that doesn’t have Universal Health Care put in place. why?  Greedy politicians that have to much invested in the healthcare system. 

countryboystuckinjersey:

the U.S is the ONLY developed country in the world that doesn’t have Universal Health Care put in place. why?  Greedy politicians that have to much invested in the healthcare system.